A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.
A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene. (Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy.)
Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.
To be busted by your significant other for staring at another woman's breasts.
Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid.
The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.
Acronym for "booger in nose." Used to covertly ask a friend "Do I have a bin?"
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection. (I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night.)
Cross posted in livelylexicon and michellew12278