|Saturday, July 17th, 2004|
Clumsitudinality: The state of being extremely ungraceful
Schmutalin: A tangible incarnation of "smooth"
Ptonk: To be struck upon the head with something hard (ex. "Josh was kind enough to ptonk me with that can of soda.")
|Sunday, January 18th, 2004|
People whose marriage brilliantly merges political power and serious money. (See: John Kerry and Teresa Heinz)Slurpees:
How bartenders refer to couples who make out so loud the whole bar can hear them. Romeo and Juliet:
Waiterspeak for diners who linger over their dinner, gazing into each other's eyes. YUCS (Young Unmarried Condom Shoppers):
Slang for giggly couples who buy birth control together.
|Sunday, November 2nd, 2003|
New words for your vocabulary
Per Daily Candy
A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars. smellibacy:
A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene. (Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy.) puppy stuff:
Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping. bust bust:
To be busted by your significant other for staring at another woman's breasts. tart fuel:
Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid. phone zit:
The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone. BIN:
Acronym for "booger in nose." Used to covertly ask a friend "Do I have a bin?" yellular:
The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection. (I'm so embarrassed. I went totally yellular at a restaurant last night.)
Cross posted in livelylexicon
|Wednesday, October 29th, 2003|
New meaning, old word.
Main Entry: sen·su·ous
1 a : of or relating to the senses or sensible objects b : producing or characterized by gratification of the senses : having strong sensory appeal
2 : characterized by sense impressions or imagery aimed at the senses
3 : highly susceptible to influence through the senses
4 : Because you were/are*
Sensuous up, would you get me another beeruh?
|Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003|
Per Daily Candy spenny:
Pricey; short for "expensive." (Sure I like that place, but it's kinda spenny.) NUMP/NUWT:
Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks. e-mauling:
Stalking someone via e-mail. guyatus:
A hiatus from guys. (Thanks, but no thanks. I'm kind of on guyatus.) scum:
Self-Centered Urban Male. Know any? fifty-footer:
Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ... KISS:
Keep It Simple, Stupid.
|Friday, August 29th, 2003|
Temptatious- as in "Girl you be so temptatious. You make a rise in my Levis."
|Friday, July 18th, 2003|
: a real asshole.
the story behind that one is interesting. a friend said asshole in class one day and engaged the teacher in an argument about how all swear words are just tabooed by society. he went on to say, "i could just completely invent a word and give it a meaning," a la frindle
, and so jayrabbit was born.ginormous
: gigantic. enormous. sounds dirty. Current Mood: silly
|Wednesday, July 16th, 2003|
|Tuesday, July 15th, 2003|
borrowed from a friend
Spermbank-girlfriend, wife, fuck-buddy or any other sexual partner.
"So Bob, I see you brought your little spermbank with you."
|Monday, July 14th, 2003|
Just adding my own shtuff...
Shnarky -- penis
Cootchie -- vagina (but ya'll knew that one)
Cootchie Scorcher -- working on the actual definition to that one...not my phrase so I need to go to the source...
what a positively splendid idea for a community. Lesee, i make up words all the time. Okay, i'll lay this one down.
A woman's vagina.
yeah yeah, i know that the vagina needs not another word for itself; but don't you think it fits so well? (haha).
maybe it's just meByee! Current Mood: kinchtastic.
I know that "prettyful" has most likely been heard by most people before, but it inspired me to add "ful" to the end of many none"ful" words, creating things such as ickyful, sexyful, and tallful.
Ratnoodle- A particulary silly and stupid person whom you care fo a great deal.
Sea Weasel- A derivitive of ratnoodle, but to a person whom you are pissed at. Equivalent of saying son-of-a-bitch, mother fucker, etc. Except, you can say it in front of your mother, of course
cumdumpster - a dumpster full of cum OR a very slutty woman.
|Thursday, July 10th, 2003|
Ex. "I just saw Jesus tap-dancing with a lizard across the street."
"Whatthawhosafuh?" Current Mood: silly